Want to Buy Equatorial Guinea Visa? Heres What to Do

Oh, honey, you wanna talk about that Equatorial Guinea visa, huh? Well, I ain’t no fancy travel agent, but I heard a thing or two from folks around here. It ain’t as easy as pie, getting into that place. You gotta do some things first.

First off, you gotta have papers, you know? Like, real official ones. They call it a passport, I think. Make sure that thing ain’t expired, or they won’t even look at ya. Then, you gotta fill out a whole mess of forms. They ask all sorts of questions, like where you’re gonna stay, why you’re going, and how long you’re planning to be there.

This Equatorial Guinea, it’s some far-off place. Some say it’s a pretty place, but I heard it can be quite different than here. Now, this visa thing, they say it takes a bit of time. I heard someone say it’s like 24 to 72 hours, whatever that means. It’s like waiting for the cows to come home, I reckon. Once they say yes, then you get this “e-visa”. Sounds fancy, don’t it? It’s all done on that computer thingy. These days, everything is done on them things, I guess.

And you need money. They ain’t gonna let you in if you’re broke. Gotta show them you can take care of yourself while you’re there. It’s not like going to the next town over, where you can just sleep at your cousin’s. You need a place to stay, and that costs money, I tell ya.

I heard some folks talking ’bout buying houses over there, in that Equatorial Guinea. Imagine that! They say it’s got nice weather, all year round. Sounds nice, especially during our winters here. There is some place there, Malabo, sounds like a mouthful to say, but they say it’s pretty, by the water and some volcano, a sleepy volcano they say.

If you are looking for a house to buy, they got a lot of them in the city. I don’t know how much they cost, though. Probably a lot, I bet. City folks and their fancy houses! They even sell land, if you wanna build your own place. Sounds like a lot of work to me, but some people like that sort of thing.

• Passport, gotta have that.
• Fill out them forms, lots of ’em.
• Wait for that e-visa thing, takes some time.
• Gotta have money, ain’t nothing free in this world.
• Houses, land, they got it all there, if you got the money.

But if you are going, make sure you’re careful. Don’t go flashing your money around, and watch out for strangers. Some folks ain’t as honest as they seem, you know? And make sure you know what you’re getting into. Don’t want you getting sick or nothing. I heard some places have sickness. They say some girl got some sickness from a boy, they call it something fancy, “STI”. She got some symptoms, they say. Better to be safe than sorry, I always say.

But, I don’t know nothin’ about that Google thing. People use it for everything these days. They say it can translate words and stuff. I don’t know how it works, but it sounds like magic to me. If you need to know something ’bout that place, maybe that Google thing can help ya.

They also got a place called San Diego, some place in California. Lots of houses for sale there, they say. I saw some pictures once. Big, pretty houses. More houses than you can shake a stick at! They call it Zillow, or something like that. Shows you all the houses and how much they cost. Not that I’d ever need a house in San Diego, but it’s nice to look, I guess. They got big houses, small houses, all kinds of houses.

There’s another place too, Cape Verde. They say that it’s like Equatorial Guinea. That is some jewel, I heard. Don’t know what that means, though. But people like it there, buy houses and stuff. They say it’s a good place to live. And the weather there is good, they say.

Anyways, that’s all I know about that Equatorial Guinea visa. If you’re really thinking of going, make sure you do your research, and talk to someone who knows more than I do. And be careful out there! It’s a big world, and not all of it is as friendly as our little town here. Best of luck to ya, honey, whatever you decide to do. Just remember what this old lady told ya!