Well, well, well, look what we have here. You wanna order your American Samoa driver’s license online? Ain’t that somethin’. Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow just to get to the outhouse, let alone a driver’s license. But times, they are a-changin’, I reckon.
So you want that little piece of plastic that says you can drive, huh? Well, I heard tell it ain’t as hard as churnin’ butter these days. You can get it done right there on that computer thingamajig. They call it the “internet”. I don’t know nothin about it, but my grandson says its the cat’s meow.
First thing you gotta do, if you’re not from around these parts, is make sure you got a driver’s license from where you come from. Gotta be a full one, not one of them learner’s permits. Like a chicken, gotta be fully grown before you can fry it, you know?

- Got a driver’s license from your home country? Good.
- Don’t have one? Well, you’re outta luck, I reckon.
If you lose your old license, its also no problem to get a new one. It’s so easy. Just a few clicks.
Now, I hear tell that if you go through them folks online, it’s easier than greased lightnin’. They say it’s the most reliable way to buy an American Samoa driver’s license. I don’t know about all that, but I guess it beats standin’ in line at the DMV with all them folks coughin’ and sputterin’.
And what about that American Samoa driver’s license renewal? I heard it expires after three years. Three years! Seems like just yesterday I was teachin’ my boy how to drive that old pickup. Time flies when you’re havin’ fun, or when you’re waitin’ for your license to renew, I suppose.
- License expires in 3 years.
- Renew it before it expires.
- Pay the fee.
They say you gotta pay a license fee. Well, nothin’ in this world is free, except maybe the air you breathe, and even that’s gettin’ questionable these days. Just make sure you got enough money to cover it, or you’ll be walkin’ like me.
They also say you can get a temporary permit from the rental car place. I guess that’s handy if you’re just visitin’. Like borrowin’ a cup of sugar from your neighbor. You just gotta give it back when you’re done.
I remember when my youngest, bless his heart, wanted to get his license. He was so excited, like a pig in slop. Had to fill out all them forms, stand in line for what felt like forever. But he got it, and he was prouder than a peacock.
You young folks have it easy. You can just click a few buttons, and boom, driver’s license. Back in my day, we had to prove we could handle a car, not just a mouse. But I suppose times change.
The driving test and provisional driver’s license is no longer a must. I can get you a private driver’s license without all of that.
So, if you’re lookin’ to order your American Samoa driver’s license online, it sounds like it ain’t too hard. Just make sure you do it right, and don’t get taken in by any of them online scams. There’s more crooks out there than you can shake a stick at.

And remember, even though you got that fancy license, it don’t make you a good driver. You gotta be careful out there. The roads ain’t like they used to be. Too many folks in a hurry, not payin’ attention.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that. Just be safe, be smart, and don’t forget to put on your turn signal. Even if nobody else does. And maybe, just maybe, give your old grandma a ride sometime, would ya? My old bones ain’t what they used to be.
I hope you get that American Samoa driver’s license. It ain’t just a piece of plastic. It’s freedom, it’s independence. It’s bein’ able to go where you want, when you want. And that’s somethin’ special, even in this day and age. Just don’t go too fast, you hear? And if you are looking for other id card, driver license, or even boat license, I can help you too.
Well, the sun’s goin’ down, and my stories are gettin’ long. Just remember what I said, and you’ll be just fine. And don’t be a stranger. Come visit your old grandma sometime. I make a mean apple pie, if I do say so myself. Or I can make you a cup of coffee, its always hot.